Name: Grand Master M.C. Sensei
Age: unknowable
Sex: known to cause earthquakes
Funk rating (out of 10): ???Who is he? How did he come into such amazing Funk Powers?
How does he control the flow?
How does he show Funk Fu the Awesome Power of a Fully Operational Mothership?
He's tearing the roof off this mother to let you know.
One Nation Under A Groove, fo' sho'!