Name: the Master of Funk-Fu
Age: Funk don't know no bounds
Sex: You can leave your hat on
Funk rating (out of 10): 12.7
Long have whispers of such a man come from the shadows.
A man who's Funk knows no bounds and who's soul yearns to put wrongs right; as long as he gets the girl in the end.
Who knows where the most Funkadelic cat to walk the mean streets comes from, but we all know where he's going, straight to the Funk Mothership, with his soul brother and his best lady beside him.