Name:Vanity Mirrors Age:Sexy knows no age Sex:hot enough to melt your face Funk rating (out of 10):6.9
Begining as the Sour Kraut's Eurotrash henchlady, her true heart may have the ability to shine through.
Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension She's got a figure that sho nuff get attention She's poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see I get so excited viewing her anatomy She is built, she is stacked, got all the curves a man like She's a bad mama jama
Name:The Lounge Lizard Age:ring-a-ding-ding Sex:Ava Gardner or Lauren Bacall? Funk rating (out of 10):funk? you kids don't know what funk is!
The wildest, coolest, and most swinging hepcat this side of the Flamingo Hotel and Casino, the Lounge Lizard uses his powers for evil, not Funk. Rumored to have been preserved since the mid fifties by regular infusion of his super swing powered martinis, he has returned to rebuilde the world in his Rat Packed image.
Name:Sour Kraut Age:0011001000110101 Sex:mechanically precise Funk rating (out of 10):3.14159
Funk Fu's German (and evil) counterpoint, the Sour Kraut hopes to remake the world in mechanical, Electronik perfection. His Kraft is villainy; his tools, as maniacal as they are scientific. This is one Fritz who is not afraid to kill to pave his Autobahn.
Name:Van Damage Age:about 20 years out of date Sex:No ladies have been willing participants Funk rating (out of 10):2.7
Known for the destruction that follows in his wake as much as the heavy metal music that blares from his airbrushed van, this fiend wants nothing more than to take what everyone else has. Unable to get a date on his own, he sets his sights on Funk-Fu's girl and on the ruination of Funk through his headbanging ways.
Not the most deadly of villains that Funk Fu has faced, but definitely the most clueless.
Name:Fro Shambo Age:classic Sex:no lady can resist that hair Funk rating (out of 10): 8.5
Funk Fu's Funk Soul Brother, Fro Shambo knew his calling from a very young age.
As a child, he awaited the coming of the one foretold in funky legend, and took his place beside the Funksiah when he arrived on the scene. Forever content to assist the Chosen one of Funk, there are few in this world as Funky, or dedicated to the Funk, as the Fro.
Name:the Master of Funk-Fu Age:Funk don't know no bounds Sex:You can leave your hat on Funk rating (out of 10):12.7
Long have whispers of such a man come from the shadows. A man who's Funk knows no bounds and who's soul yearns to put wrongs right; as long as he gets the girl in the end. Who knows where the most Funkadelic cat to walk the mean streets comes from, but we all know where he's going, straight to the Funk Mothership, with his soul brother and his best lady beside him.