Name: The Lounge Lizard
Sex: Ava Gardner or Lauren Bacall?
Funk rating (out of 10): funk? you kids don't know what funk is!
The wildest, coolest, and most swinging hepcat this side of the Flamingo Hotel and Casino, the Lounge Lizard uses his powers for evil, not Funk. Rumored to have been preserved since the mid fifties by regular infusion of his super swing powered martinis, he has returned to rebuilde the world in his Rat Packed image.
Who loves you, baby?