Rev. Sexypants is Van Damage

Name: Van Damage
Age: about 20 years out of date
Sex: No ladies have been willing participants
Funk rating (out of 10): 2.7

Known for the destruction that follows in his wake as much as the heavy metal music that blares from his airbrushed van, this fiend wants nothing more than to take what everyone else has. Unable to get a date on his own, he sets his sights on Funk-Fu's girl and on the ruination of Funk through his headbanging ways.

Not the most deadly of villains that Funk Fu has faced, but definitely the most clueless.